Northwest Fishing Reports

Im so excited for Hawks season to start. Already got my tickets!!!!

Im sitting in air conditioning at work.

Two guys are out hunting deer... The first guy says, "Did you see that?...pointing to the sky." "No," the second guy says. "Well, a bald eagle just flew overhead!" the first guy says. "Oh," says the second guy. A couple of minutes later, pointing to a far ridge, the first guy says, "Did you see that...

A man is in bed with his wife when there is a rat-a-tat-tat on the door. He rolls over and looks at his clock, and it's half past three in the morning. "I'm not getting out of bed at this time," he thinks, and rolls over. Then, a louder knock follows. "Aren't you going to answer that?" says his wife...

Tips From the Redneck Book of Manners 1. Never take a beer to a job interview 2. Always identify people in your yard before shooting at them. 3. It’s considered poor taste to take a cooler to church. 4. If you have to vacuum the bed, it is time to change the sheets. 5. Even if you’re certain that yo...

Happy Fathers Day to all the Fathers!

Haha That's awesome

A psychiatrist was conducting a group therapy session > with four young mothers and their small children. 'You > all have obsessions,' he observed. > > To the first mother, Mary, he said, 'You are > obsessed with eating. You've even > named your daughter Candy.' > > He turned to the second mom, Ann:...

Congrats!!! o:)

A store that sells new husbands has opened in New York City , where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates: You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and the value of the products increase as the shopper as...

The Center for Disease Control has issued a medical alert about a highly contagious, potentially dangerous virus that is transmitted orally, by hand, and even electronically. This virus is called Weekly Overload Recreational Killer (WORK). If you receive WORK from your boss, any of your colleagues o...

I was taught how to fish by my dad and I have always just loved going out on the boat and dropping a line in the water or casting a line off the dock. My dad and I always compete for who can catch the biggest fish or the most fish. We usually go fishing for trout and salmon but lately we have been g...

tommytitan08 wrote:What's the difference between chopped beef and pea soup?


Everyone can chop beef, but not everyone can pea soup!

I like this one. haha its funny

HI my name is Jennifer. I live in Tacoma, WA. I love to fish and fish mostly for salmon and trout. I went Seabass fishing for the first time this last year and had a blast.