Northwest Fishing Reports

I'll go first.

Funny:
About twenty five years ago while spending one Christmas holiday season with my X-wife’s family someone gave my then three year old son a VHS movie about a rat named Fuzz-bucket.
The whole family sat and watched the movie with my son. At the end of the movie for all the family to hear including a set of great grandparents I asked my son what that name of the big rat was and without missing a beat and speaking clear as a bell he answered “Butt-f***-it" Dad. It probably wouldn't have been so funny except that the X-wife’s family is a bunch of religious zealots and they made it feel as though Satan had just walked into the room.

Out of the mouths of babes...

In the past I've said that I am good lookin.

Stupid:
"I do" at my first wedding.

LOL my feet are so far in my mouth half the time I can only mumble those kinds of slip ups.

While working as a veterinary tech. in NY, we had many colorful....and sometimes questionable clients. Part of my job was to restrain animals during exams, so once I walked into the exam room shortly after the Dr. had started his exam and the client was holding the pet, so I naturally stepped in and said I'd take over. However the gender of the client was hard to distinguish, so my offer came out something like this, "I'll hold your dog ma'am...sir....ma'am....." At this point, all I could do is stare at the table turning three shades of red while the Dr. finished the exam. It was obvious the Dr. was having a hard time holding it together and the client never did offer a correction. Afterwards, the Doc and I poured over the clients chart and still couldn't figure out the gender....a real "Pat" style mystery. It was a running joke for a long time.

lol nice. Pat, Chris, Don...dawn... (no offense to those of you that have that name )

Big D wrote: Stupid:
"I do" at my first wedding.

lmao

I was working retail at the time and a bigger belly lady came in and I asked how far along she was and she said "I'm NOT pregnant!!!!" and just rolled her eyes[angry] and walked right back out the store....

[lol] Me and my friend Erroll went to the casino and a drunk woman came up and gave him a dollar for being the blackest person she had seen all day,so he took the dollar and said thank you very much!Her husband wouldn't stop apologizing thinking they were about to get beat up in the parking lot!All we could do is laugh and hope we didn't see her again.

I get this on a semi-regular basis over the years - "so, how long have you been a male nurse?"

I swear, I don't know HOW they could tell I had a sex change. :jocolor:

hey are those island surrounded by water?

well me and my friend richard were at the drive through at mcdonald's.i was handing my friend his order nd he said gracias b*&ch lol.the lady at the drive through window thought he was talking to her.but the funny thing is he was talking to me.we always talk like that to each other lol it was funny. sorry for the language.but that's what happend lol

Big D wrote: Stupid:
"I do" at my first wedding.

Said "I Do"... at my first 3

though i would bring this up.
mine was we where at a little leage baseball game. my brother yelled at this kidergartener. "kid go back to second!"
so when he was almost at home base he startes running back to second iwas cracking up laughing and my parents looked like they where standing in a church naked.