bathroom breaks on the boat

zen leecher aka Bill W · Post by **zen leecher aka Bill W** » Thu Jul 02, 2009 6:12 am

A heads up for those who want to invite me fishing with them:

I slipped a while ago in the boat while relieving myself. After that I started peeing on the floor in the interest of safety. I haven't slipped since.

Maury · Post by **Maury** » Thu Jul 02, 2009 10:08 am

I used to always use a coffee can but you know they can be difficult to hold onto at times when rinsing. I now use a pitcher that I found on the shore of Alder Lake. I had pulled up to the bank to take care of a deuce and there it was in the grass, so now it stays on the boat.

Rollin with Rolland · Post by **Rollin with Rolland** » Thu Jul 02, 2009 11:10 am

zen leecher aka Bill W wrote:A heads up for those who want to invite me fishing with them:

I slipped a while ago in the boat while relieving myself. After that I started peeing on the floor in the interest of safety. I haven't slipped since.

I'm assuming you don't have carpeted floors there zen!!

I got no canvas or anything, so a curtain would be tough. I'll be honest, i'm usually just "an over the side guy", but try to be respectful about it. I think I'll have to start with a bottle or something. I just hate to miss and......what zen said.

zen leecher aka Bill W · Post by **zen leecher aka Bill W** » Thu Jul 02, 2009 11:30 am

The truth is us old guys have a container in the boat and pour it over the side. No leaning against a rocking rail for us. We have balance problems.

Post by **Mike Carey** » Thu Jul 02, 2009 8:34 pm

urinal. Percs of the health care industry.

Marc Martyn · Post by **Marc Martyn** » Thu Jul 02, 2009 8:58 pm

Mike Carey wrote:urinal. Percs of the health care industry.

New or used?

fishaholictaz · Post by **fishaholictaz** » Thu Jul 02, 2009 9:27 pm

eeeewwwww:-&

ChrisB · Post by **ChrisB** » Thu Jul 02, 2009 10:37 pm

My piss cup is a 1 liter of Mt Dew with the top cut off. Its alot easier than balancing over the side of the boat. The main reason for a piss cup on my boat is so you don't drip onto the boat, no clean up and back to fishing. As for #2, do what you gotta do

Post by **Mike Carey** » Fri Jul 03, 2009 5:55 am

Marc Martyn wrote:
Mike Carey wrote:urinal. Percs of the health care industry.
New or used?

well, it's not like I'm eating out of it.

Dustin07 · Post by **Dustin07** » Tue Jul 07, 2009 3:57 pm

LOL @ this thread. :bounce: I always give my dad a hard time for using the bottle method.

Everytime he does it I stand up on the edge of the boat :batman: and 'hang over'

to show him how a man pees in a boat:-" .

fishing collector · Post by **fishing collector** » Tue Jul 07, 2009 7:21 pm

And guys think that Swede posts some weird stuff???

Skeeterpilot · Post by **Skeeterpilot** » Thu Jul 09, 2009 6:19 pm

Our friend has a Ranger bass boat which has one large livewell door right behind the seats. His wife figured out she could open the livewell and sit on the back of the seats hanging over the livewell and go into there. They just run on the recirc pump to pump it out and bring in clean water. Works well for them when they are doing tournaments as they are not allowed to leave the boat during the contest. My wife was bummed when she found out that our Skeeter has two separate livewells and this method won't work for us. As for me and my fishing buddy, we just go over the edge. We figure if the fish won't bite we will make it so they don't wanna be in the lake anymore

Post by **Bodofish** » Thu Jul 09, 2009 6:39 pm

Plastic folgers can for my wife. squat between the seats. Me, I like to stand on the swim step and let it go! It kind of brings out the exibitionist in me.

Post by **racfish** » Fri Jul 10, 2009 8:24 am

LOL I'm with Quadfather. I have a few of those medical pee containers with lids.Ive had my share of kidney stones. Those containers are great. If its a number two its into shore.Where I launch on Camano I wouldnt sit on them Sanikans if I were to explode. Them cans are very nasty.I take my chances in the bushes.Hehehe.Coffee cans work well too.That way you can say you have a can-o-pee for the boat.Bad boat humor..

ChrisB · Post by **ChrisB** » Fri Jul 10, 2009 11:12 am

Skeeterpilot wrote:Our friend has a Ranger bass boat which has one large livewell door right behind the seats. His wife figured out she could open the livewell and sit on the back of the seats hanging over the livewell and go into there. They just run on the recirc pump to pump it out and bring in clean water. Works well for them when they are doing tournaments as they are not allowed to leave the boat during the contest. My wife was bummed when she found out that our Skeeter has two separate livewells and this method won't work for us. As for me and my fishing buddy, we just go over the edge. We figure if the fish won't bite we will make it so they don't wanna be in the lake anymore

Only a Ranger owner !!! I would not piss in my livewell, or let anyone piss in my livewell. Get them a folgers can like already stated and stop peeing on the fish hahaha. Thats of course if theres any in the livewell in the first place.

And I still stand by my piss cup method. Get a ticket, show off your dinky thing, lose your balance fall in the water, drip on the side of the shiny clean boat, No thanks.

curado · Post by **curado** » Fri Jul 10, 2009 2:44 pm

get an old pot works great has an handle and everything lol. piss in the livewell and smell that for days yuck

mallard83 · Post by **mallard83** » Fri Jul 10, 2009 3:26 pm

My fishing partner and I usually have a compatition on who can't pee the furthest from the boat. The only problem with this though is that Ghostbusters has taught us it is very dangerous to cross streams. Air on the side of caution. As for a #2 just let her go over the side, I see log jams in rivers all the time.

hewesfisher · Post by **hewesfisher** » Fri Jul 10, 2009 4:03 pm

mallard83 wrote:Air on the side of caution. As for a #2 just let her go over the side, I see log jams in rivers all the time.

And to think we all get up in arms when some waste treatment facility lets "stuff" loose in our precious fishing waters, just how hypocritical are we to think it's ok to "loose a turd" because we're too busy fishing to make a run to the nearest toilet?

Sorry, but there's no excuse for that IMO, and if I see it happen on the water, you can bet the boat's registration numbers will be reported to the proper officials.

mallard83 · Post by **mallard83** » Fri Jul 10, 2009 4:17 pm

hewesfisher wrote:
mallard83 wrote:Air on the side of caution. As for a #2 just let her go over the side, I see log jams in rivers all the time.
And to think we all get up in arms when some waste treatment facility lets "stuff" loose in our precious fishing waters, just how hypocritical are we to think it's ok to "loose a turd" because we're too busy fishing to make a run to the nearest toilet? Sorry, but there's no excuse for that IMO, and if I see it happen on the water, you can bet the boat's registration numbers will be reported to the proper officials.

Just a joke! Lighten up Alice.

Post by **Mike Carey** » Fri Jul 10, 2009 5:30 pm

figured that was a joke...

you know, this week I've had to go replace a couple catheters on my patients - for you real hard core anglers I could arrange a catheter and leg bag setup. That way you won't even have to stop fishing. :cyclopsan

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