Northwest Fishing Reports

Head of law enforcement for Mossyrock WA., Tritoo Doolittle has put the residents of the Mayfield Res. on alert as known Tiger Muskie criminals are likely to be in the area over the weekend. The deaded "Bonnie and Clyde" (Dowdy Gang) are rumored to sneaking over the mountains to pray on the unsuspecting Tigers of the Cowlitz drainage. Sources close to the Dowdy Gang are reporting transport of red hot spinnerbaits reponsible for the capture and release of twins in Newman Lake. So lock your doors, bolt the windows and keep one eye over your shoulder. Other bandits may also be spotted on the waters and must be watched for "Prince of Pike" Hartman and "Cudaman" Olson are packing heat and aren't affraid to use it.

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